This guy celebrates Christmas every day. He's done this for 14 years. He eats mince pies, roasts a turkey, wears a special hat and a tinsel scarf, opens presents, and listens to the Queen's speech.
I wish that he wasn't such a ham. It would be such a better story if he didn't seek out attention. I am going to ignore who he actually is and think of him differently in my mind.
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Wouldn't this be a mental illness?
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